how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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