dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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