Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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