If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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