But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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