idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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