Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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