is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
