i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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