i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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