West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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