Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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