I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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