I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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