I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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