you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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