I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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