Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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