Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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