is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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