Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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