It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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