I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Randomize
