My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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