I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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