K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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