i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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