She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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