After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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