I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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