her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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