I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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