porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When did angry sex become our thing?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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