how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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