Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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