It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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