And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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