farters have to be the big spoon...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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