He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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