New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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