I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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