Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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