I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I will die if light touches me.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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