It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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