i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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