big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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