Bisexual people are plain selfish.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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