Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door