11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text