the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup