In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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