like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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