i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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