do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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