no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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