is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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