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(517): View more from Michigan

I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up

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(318): View more from Louisiana

dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune

(1-318): View more from Louisiana

what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??

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(307): View more from Wyoming

The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story

(307): View more from Wyoming

The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.

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(941): View more from Florida

I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.

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(415): View more from California

She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper

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(302): View more from Delaware

Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes

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