you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
True strength comes from lack of pants
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders